Venting

You confuse me, and it's wearing on me.
You always give me just enough time to get over you completely, then you suddenly pop out of nowhere acting like I'm your best friend. And you actually have the nerve to get mad at me when I don't answer my phone when you call for the first time in four months!!! How long do you think I'll wait for you to remember I exist before I decide I'm completely done with you? How many times do you think I'll tolerate you coming back to me and acting like I'm your best friend after you completely forgot about me for so long? It's getting old. I have real friends who actually know I exist. I kinda prefer them over you, believe it or not.
You seem like such a nice guy, too. You're the most polite, most charming guy I've ever met. Like someone straight out of a fairytale. Quite the charade you've got going for you there... Too bad  life lasts longer than a few hours for more people than just you.
I'm not some program you can just log back into after so many months, all your data saved just the way it was. Life goes on for me too, you know. Yes- even when you're not thinking about me. Wow, what a concept!
Oh, and just to throw this out there since it's been on my mind for what, 6-ish months now?  You might have mentioned the fact that you have a girlfriend, who you're probably planning on marrying, when you offered to take me on a date next time you made it out my way. Who would have thought I'd actually have something against a guy cheating on his girl with me???
Yeah, I'm done with you. Have a nice life and all.

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